Monday, October 31, 2005

Busy Busy Busy

So much work to do today... so much work that I did another Quiz!!! Ok its 5:01 so I am allowed to :)

You are Proverbs
You are Proverbs.

Which book of the Bible are you?
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Along with 1% of the 64,782 quiz takers, i am:

The Emperor Card
You are the Emperor card. The Emperor leads the way
into the world that The Empress allowed us to
experience. He is the archetype of the Father
who provides the organization and structure of
the world. The Emperor is the government, and
as such represents control. At this stage in
The Fool's Journey, there is no need to deviate
from the status quo. By participating actively
in society, we come to an understanding of
social structure. The Emperor applies the laws
and rules for us to follow. The Emperor is the
first of the zodiacal attributions in the major
arcana. He shares with Aries a creative energy
and, at his best, responsibility for the
subjects in his charge. At his worst he can
become domineering and authoritarian.

Which Sheeple Card Are You?

Friday, October 28, 2005

I copied P

But my life is better. ha ha. Ok maybe I rigged the test.. but whos keeping score anyways????

This Is My Life, Rated
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Thursday, October 27, 2005

big big BIG BIG BIG BIG big big....

So lotto 649. Turns out that my boss is super unreasonable. how annoying. I wanted to borrow some money from him yesterday to buy some lottery tickets, and I told him I would pay him back today. Heres how the "secret plan" works, and I absolutely guarantee that you will win the lottery every time. There is 13,983,816 different number combinations with Lotto 649. At two dollars per ticket, I asked the bossman for a little loan... $27,967,632.

Pocket change for a business owner like himself right?

So the actual lotto payout was $54.3 million, plus if I had dropped the 27.9 million on lotto tickets, the total jackpot would have increased to approximately 65.5 million. I would have had to share that with the noob from alberta, which would have been worth about $32.75 million. Plus lets say 4 million in "little" prizes, that would have left me with close to 8.75 million dollars.... with virtually no risk! I even offered to give the boss a couple grand in interest for lending me the $$$ overnight but he still wouldn't bite!


o well, maybe next time.

oh and don't tell anyone about my secret lottery winning strategy ok!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Hockey Love

Ahhh. sweet sweet hockey love.

Don't you just love depth perception? Maybe thats why Sweden doesn't want nazzy to play in the olympics for them? Works for me, we can have him all rested up for when we win the Stanley Cup. Wooooooo

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Its the eeeeeWWeeeekend

yes hartley miller is gay. I do not know how he can continue to talk like a nut and keep his radio job. anways

woooo weekend.. Its Saturday and I have already been at work for over 8 hours.. good times anyways hopefully this project is close to done for the Monday morning meeting.

Anyways you know what else is gay? Patents. Patent Exploits are sweet. The reason that patents were issued (according to my understanding.. and if you know me, you also know that I understand everything. even women) was to give companies that invested their resources to create an idea the competitive advantage to corner the market with said idea and hence make enough coin to do it all over again. Too bad that people are now just patenting the most inane of ideas, such as "one click purchasing" and "how to drink water"... anyways the idea is great, but as you can see out in the real world people just patent a random idea, as vaguely as possible and then sue everyone that actually creates anything remotely related. GRRRRRR.

Of course, once I come up with a reasonable idea, patent it and sue some large, faceless corporation, I will have to come back and delete this post :)

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Psycho logic

dude is a freakin wackjob. slashdot

Summary: vegans == dirty crippled vd spreading polyamorous homos.

How do people like that summon enough brain power to get all the way out of bed in the morning? Let alone teach arts at community colleges? wack.

Makes me laugh tho when you see people write crap like that, and then try to pretend that they are better than all others, and if you don't understand their logic its because, well, you're just not smrt enough.

In unrelated news:

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005


Good times, hit yellowhead grove for 8 holes (yes it was far too dark by the time we hit hole 9) last night after work.. at $1 per hole i got way more monies worth than the other guys. Well 47, 48, 50 i guess i didn't loose too badly. Only lost two balls so that was aiight.

Whats up with people and closing golf courses anyways? Here I am with cold hard cash- well warm interac card anyways - anxious to throw my (hard earned?) $$ at your golf course, and you close?

way to go nancy boy its October, not January.. pfff

Thursday, October 13, 2005


mmmm yum. the mill smells like poo. and so do i since i get to hang out there all day and "count lights" as my mother in law would say. lots of fun.

oh i forgot to check my lotto ticket. prolly now i am a millionaire and just don't know it yet

good times.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005



can you tell me what it means? much like mankind. to unravel the mystery we must break the word down to its most basic parts. mank and ind. until we can understand these root words, we will never understand mankind.

Jacky Handy is frikin sweet.