Friday, April 21, 2006

The Gord

Props to th3k1m for the link to Acts of Gord. Gord owns a video game store.
I leave you with a prime specimen:

Child comes up to the counter while Gord is very busy.

"Do you sell mod chips?"

"Do I look retarded to you?"

Child walks back to mother standing by the anime.

"He was a mean person."

"What did you say to my son?"

"I asked him if he thought I was retarded."

"Why did you do that?"

"Because he was asking if I would help him steal games and then drive myself out of business. Perhaps next you can take him to the car lot and say 'we're not here to buy anything, but we were hoping you could teach our son how to steal a vehicle."

Thursday, April 20, 2006


The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked...

Well ok fine I suppose finishing 3 points out of second place in the division is usually a pretty acceptable finish, but not making the playoffs pretty much sux. Time to prep those golf clubs boys!!

Speaking of which, this saturday we'll be hitting the trees err i mean fairway at Alder Hills.. get all warmed up for the big courses.

Had a great trip to Kelowna, good times met some great people. I'll leave you with that.