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The Gord

Props to th3k1m for the link to Acts of Gord. Gord owns a video game store.
I leave you with a prime specimen:

Child comes up to the counter while Gord is very busy.

"Do you sell mod chips?"

"Do I look retarded to you?"

Child walks back to mother standing by the anime.

"He was a mean person."

"What did you say to my son?"

"I asked him if he thought I was retarded."

"Why did you do that?"

"Because he was asking if I would help him steal games and then drive myself out of business. Perhaps next you can take him to the car lot and say 'we're not here to buy anything, but we were hoping you could teach our son how to steal a vehicle."

posted by rayban68 @ 4/21/2006 02:05:00 p.m.